Dormez-vous?

From "Tree" with love,

The best things to say, if you're caught at your desk napping:

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent to me "

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got
here
just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle
that
big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put
your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."